COSTUME BALL

Mistresses don't always sit at home while their man takes his wife to the dance.

MISSY ASKS YOU : ARE YOU PLAYING WITH AN ALTER-EGO ?

Masked Balls were a favorite form of aristocratic entertainment in European countries, and wanton abandonment was sometimes the name of the game. Wearing a mask and being or feeling yourself to be unknown is sometimes just what a person needs to live as their alter-ego for a few hours. Appearing in costume is also part of the fun at Halloween. And this year Missy is indulging in a little fantasy vampirism which is all the rage.

Are you playing with your alter-ego?

ANGELYNE in "BOULEVARD OF DREAMS" (INTERVIEW)

VIDEO REPLACED MARCH 2016

ZIEGFELD FOLLIES

This sheet music cover presents an image of the Great Ziegfeld, entertainment pioneer and presenter of the dance review.

He personally selected each of his dancers and the competition was fierce...

Many of these dancers had "Back Stage Johnnys." These were men who wore their heart on their sleeves and weren't afraid to pull out their wallets and make life easier for their beloved. Some of these dancers became mistresses. Some married.

DON'T BE TACKY TACKY TACKY ! :OPINION BY MISSY

Dear Left Hand Queens!

Tiger Woods may have been caught on the public stage as a cheater. But if you are involved with someone who is married to someone else - still - and you love this person and you want to keep them in your life, then DON'T GO PUBLIC!

TRULY, your relationship is a private matter!

It always was and it always should be. First of all, jealous women don't make good mistresses and only a jealous woman would use a spectacle to hurt a man's wife (and children) publicly. There is nothing to gain and usually much to loose by being mean. Your man may be torn as is, or he may know in his heart that he will never marry you or divorce her but he is probably not prepared for a scene, be that in front of television news cameras or at the masked ball.

It's a small world, and there is simply no grace in being showy to start a battle with his wife (who you think of as his Other Woman) or prove you have won!

MAGNETIC CORSETS !

ANGELYNE in EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY

VIDEO REPLACED  MARCH 2016

DECLARATION FOR MISTRESSES - Healthy Weight

"I will keep my weight in a healthy zone."  

Missy here: What does it mean to be in the healthy zone? Well, I just got done reading model CRYSTAL RENN's book called HUNGRY about her terrible struggles to get to and remain in underweight. I can tell you she looks so very much better as a size 12!

Think about this: Marilyn Monroe was never skinny!

Usually 20 pounds in either direction from the average weight for your height is too little or too much weight. Extreme diets mess with your complexion, your hair and nails, and your hormones! You really are sexier when you have something to hold onto!

SAMUEL RICHARDSON said

"Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife." - Samuel Richardson

MISSY ASKS : DID HE MARRY SOMEONE AFTER HE SET YOU UP ?

Some mistresses are all set up and then their man marries someone else.

Is that what happened for you?

YELLOW ROSES

Used to be that yellow roses signified friendship, while pink were for affection and red for love.

These days it's best if you present someone with their personal favorite flowers.

ANGELYNE THE BILLBOARD QUEEN : RUMORED MISTRESS OF THE MONTH

UPDATE AUGUST 2017  HOLLYWOOD REPORTER - ANGELYNE REAL IDENTITY SOLVED  WOW!  See video added October 2018

UPDATES MARCH 2016!  SINCE MY ORIGINAL POSTS in OCTOBER 2010 (!) there has actually been quite a few newsy articles and some new videos on YouTube of Angelyne.  So I'm taking the time to renew the posts and lead you to some interesting reading!
You'll find my original post below this bouquet of flowers for our loveable individualist, Angelyne!

CURBED -LA HAS MANY ARTICLES ON ANGELYNE - SOLD HER CONDO IT GOT FLIPPED

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER - ANGELYNE AUCTIONS PERSONAL ITEMS AT BONHAMS
ByGary Baum on June 21, 2012

LAMAG - ANGELYNE NEW HEROINE PINK CORVETTE - CUSTOM PAINT

By Maggie Milstein on November 26, 2014

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER -BILLBOARD QUEEN ANGELYNE BEMOANS KARDASHIANS.... By Gary Baum published on| August 06, 2015

OUT - ENTERTAIMENT ANGELYN INTO THE PINK

By Chadwick Moore on March 24, 2015

LAIST - ANGELYN ART SHOW AT MUSEUM OF DIGITAL ART

By Juliet Bennett Rylah on Aug 26, 2015

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ANGELYNE ,
the sometime actress, singer, and "BILLBOARD QUEEN" is our RUMORED MISTRESS OF THE MONTH. Rumor also has it that she came into Los Angeles with the name Renee Strauss. ***

In my lifetime I've crossed paths with the famous-for-her-billboards BLONDE BOMBSHELL ANGELYNE several times. She's a tiny woman who appears BIGGER THAN LIFE on those billboards. About two months ago I saw her in a grocery store, where she asked me if I knew where the ladies' room was - sweetly. The time before that she was outside a vintage store near her pink car and signing autographs - sweetly. I've seen her in post office lines. I've passed her on the road driving - at the speed limit.

I've seen her in various stages of aging and youthful renewal. And my guess is that she's at least 65 years old.  There's a lot of secrecy about ANGELYNE.

Like a lot of people, I've heard many rumors about how she could afford ALL THOSE BILLBOARDS and ALL THAT COSMETIC SURGERY. Let's face it; breast implants and face lifts don't correct your posture. She's standing straight up and in great physical shape - great posture and bearing, not at all hunched over.  Her voice sounds girlish... I

t seems no one can imagine that ANGELYNE might have inherited wealth herself or be a good businesswoman who knows how to self promote.

Does she play a CHARACTER CALLED ANGELYNE?
Just like Marilyn Monroe played a character called Marilyn Monroe?

The billboard pictures of her I've seen are definitely airbrushed or enhanced to appear almost cartoonish.

I think she has a sense of humor about herself.  (She says she has found her niche!)

PRIVACY? For someone who is famous she also does a fantastic job of keeping her privacy!

It would seem that the movie and modeling work she has done over the years is not enough to afford the billboards, the pink car, an office in Hollywood she kept for 20 years.  Privacy is difficult to keep in Hollywood; ever hear of anyone following the pink car and her home? Let's say that to keep that privacy YOU HAVE TO HAVE ACCESS TO MONEY, a good attorney. You own things in another name.

YES, I have "heard" who her rich patron was... or at least one of them... most likely the one who kept her for the majority of her adult life... This man was married for very many years and still was alive and married as of a couple years ago.  And if it's true that it's HIM, then this man is in his 80's - near 90 now...  And he is one of those men who FEW PEOPLE IN THE MAINSTREAM WOULD EVER SUSPECT. ****

Remember though that this is the town that gave the rumor about Richard Gere and the Gerbils it's URBAN MYTH status.

Whatever the case, however different she may be from me or you, ANGELYNE has made her life - with intent.

****UPDATE March 2016... Just want to mention that the name of the man or men who financed her Billboards, possibly for a share in profits, is NOT the name of the man that I "heard" was her rich patron.  Just want to clarify that!

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C 2022 Very slight editing...