Saturday, October 2, 2010

ANGELYNE THE BILLBOARD QUEEN : RUMORED MISTRESS OF THE MONTH




UPDATE AUGUST 2017  HOLLYWOOD REPORTER - ANGELYNE REAL IDENTITY SOLVED  WOW!  See video added October 2018

UPDATES MARCH 2016!  SINCE MY ORIGINAL POSTS in OCTOBER 2010 (!) there has actually been quite a few newsy articles and some new videos on YouTube of Angelyne.  So I'm taking the time to renew the posts and lead you to some interesting reading!
You'll find my original post below this bouquet of flowers for our loveable individualist, Angelyne!

CURBED -LA HAS MANY ARTICLES ON ANGELYNE - SOLD HER CONDO IT GOT FLIPPED

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER - ANGELYNE AUCTIONS PERSONAL ITEMS AT BONHAMS
ByGary Baum on June 21, 2012

By Maggie Milstein on November 26, 2014

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER -BILLBOARD QUEEN ANGELYNE BEMOANS KARDASHIANS.... By Gary Baum


By Chadwick Moore on March 24, 2015
By Juliet Bennett Rylah on Aug 26, 2015
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ANGELYNE ,
the sometime actress, singer, and "BILLBOARD QUEEN" is our RUMORED MISTRESS OF THE MONTH. Rumor also has it that she came into Los Angeles with the name Renee Strauss. ***

In my lifetime I've crossed paths with the famous-for-her-billboards BLONDE BOMBSHELL ANGELYNE several times. She's a tiny woman who appears BIGGER THAN LIFE on those billboards. About two months ago I saw her in a grocery store, where she asked me if I knew where the ladies' room was - sweetly. The time before that she was outside a vintage store near her pink car and signing autographs - sweetly. I've seen her in post office lines. I've passed her on the road driving - at the speed limit.

I've seen her in various stages of aging and youthful renewal. And my guess is that she's at least 65 years old.  There's a lot of secrecy about
ANGELYNE.

Like a lot of people, I've heard many rumors about how she could afford ALL THOSE BILLBOARDS and ALL THAT COSMETIC SURGERY. Let's face it; breast implants and face lifts don't correct your posture. She's standing straight up and in great physical shape - great posture and bearing, not at all hunched over.
 
Her voice sounds girlish... I

t seems no one can imagine that ANGELYNE might have inherited wealth herself or be a good businesswoman who knows how to self promote.

Does she play a CHARACTER CALLED ANGELYNE?

Just like Marilyn Monroe played a character called Marilyn Monroe?

The billboard pictures of her I've seen are definitely airbrushed or enhanced to appear almost cartoonish.

I think she has a sense of humor about herself.  (She says she has found her niche!)

PRIVACY?
For someone who is famous she also does a fantastic job of keeping her privacy!

It would seem that the movie and modeling work she has done over the years is not enough to afford the billboards, the pink car, an office in Hollywood she kept for 20 years.  Privacy is difficult to keep in Hollywood; ever hear of anyone following the pink car and her home? Let's say that to keep that privacy YOU HAVE TO HAVE ACCESS TO MONEY, a good attorney. You own things in another name.

YES, I have "heard" who her rich patron was... or at least one of them... most likely the one who kept her for the majority of her adult life... This man was married for very many years and still was alive and married as of a couple years ago.  And if it's true that it's HIM, then this man is in his 80's - near 90 now...  And he is one of those men who FEW PEOPLE IN THE MAINSTREAM WOULD EVER SUSPECT. ****

Remember though that this is the town that gave the rumor about Richard Gere and the Gerbils it's URBAN MYTH status.


Whatever the case, however different she may be from me or you, ANGELYNE has made her life - with intent.

****UPDATE March 2016... Just want to mention that the name of the man or men who financed her Billboards, possibly for a share in profits, is NOT the name of the man that I "heard" was her rich patron.  Just want to clarify that!


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C 2016 This post has been slightly edited.
C 2022 Very slight editing...

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